(credit @Jiminatrix)
Neither knee touches the ground. Eye black has no discernable scripture verse. Ineligible if subject ever averages more than 125 passing yards/game. Entirely wrong kind of issues with women.
Credit Chris, who isn’t on Twitter.
Where to begin? It’s a travel coffee mug. No way to know if its limbs would be in the proper position, if it even had them (it does not; that’s part of the lid). Filled with coffee instead of the Holy Spirit.
Attempts to open a channel of communication with the divine require no corporeal instruments. Watch is unnecessary. Hat with earflaps is unnecessary. Inappropriate to perform in a dressing room. Plus, surrounded by too many kinds of brown for my taste. From @sarahboatright
Should not Tebow as an excuse to pet cat. Should not wear pajamas. Should not wear glasses. Should not do it in kitchen, or in Asia (both are the case here). @anthonytao
Horizontal, rather than vertical. On tile floor of BW3’s instead of outside on a football field. @Jiminatrix
